Archive for June, 2005

Fucking a Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich is Just Like a Pussy!

June 16, 2005

Try this:

Make one peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Put the sandwich between the mattress and the box spring of your bed. Stick your dick into the sandwich and hump away! Just an FYI, I also prefer homosexual fantasies when plowing a sandwich to shreds like when touching myself.

Happy Days,
Mitch Haase