Pumpkin I’m Carving

Hi!

Just wanted to show everyone this pumpkin I carved the other day. I was boozed up like a sailor in heat and just look at this piece of art I produced with my own two hands…almost as good as the masturbatory orgasms these same two hands squeeze off day in and day out. You’re all a bunch of bitches and I am not queer.

Here it is:

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