Owwwwwww!

Never, never, never jerk off using petroleum jelly as a lube.

OOOOOOOOOOOoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Fuck that shit stings when it gets into open sores!

OOOOOOOOOoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That is all.

Mitch

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