I was just thinking about cutting down on all of the cheese I eat and trying to drop a pound or two when I saw Richard Simmons on TV. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him until the show ended. It was then I decided to get serious about my diet so I went to the refrigerator and got rid of all my government cheese. I kept the pourable cheese but that was it.
After I cleaned out the refrigerator I went online to do research on diets and Richard Simmons. It was then I came across this wonderful incentive photo. Richard Simmons rocks and I am going to do everything I can to be like him but not with that hairdo.
This is going to be a great weekend because I am going to see Brokeback Mountain again and start my new diet.