Archive for April, 2006

Hobbies of mine.

April 19, 2006

Here in San Francisco it’s so expensive that I have to come up with ways to entertain myself at home. Big hanging nutsacks are a turn on for women everywhere and here I am stretching them for the next lucky lady. You have to remember not to store these things in the freezer because it will give you a shock that you don’t want to experience.

This is what I am all about though it doesn’t make me gay in any way. Just because I live in San Francisco doesn’t mean I am gay either even though 1 in 4 men are gay and have AIDS I am not one of them.

What a weekend!

April 17, 2006


I hope everyone had a great weekend because I did. I bought a copy of Brokeback Mountain so I could watch it anytime I like and had a party with my friend Peter. Here’s a picture of the afterparty. Please know that this in no way makes me gay because I have never had another mans penis in my ass and I never will.

THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY!

April 14, 2006


Just because I like a little gayness when I jerk off doesn’t mean I am gay.

Something about this really sets my nads on fire!

April 11, 2006


I think this picture says it all.

"Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell" Has Produced A Queer US Army

April 9, 2006

Look at these fucking faggots. Think you would have ever seen anything like this before Bill Clinton shoved “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” up the military’s ass? Hells no, negro. If soldiers pulled shit like this back in The Great War their CO would have given them the lash.

Jesus fuck shit like this pisses me off. The military is supposed to be 100% guaranteed free of homosexuals for obvious reasons. If you’re in a foxhole or out on watch and things are a little slow and your sergeant starts touching your dick, how is that supposed to help you do your job?

Because of all the fucking queerness that has crept into the military, people like this lady are hanging out at soldier’s funerals. I’m not kidding. If this lady pulled this shit back during The Great War, the funeralgoers would have beat the fucking piss out of her and her friends.

All this shit is proof that society is fucked. Between the queers in the military and the anti-queer funeral protesters, this world is going to hell in a handbasket but I am going to stay 100% straight the whole time, no matter how much pressure is put on me to suck dick. I don’t care who is telling me to do it, whether it’s my sergeant or my fucking father the answer will be the same–FUCK YOU, I’M NOT QUEER I just like a little gayness when I jerk off.

This is How I cook my Hot Dogs!

April 6, 2006

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

This guy rawks!

April 5, 2006


I think this is the coolest guy I have ever seen. Here he is just doing his thing in the dirt without giving a shit about what anybody says. And to top it off he blows a load all over himself.

This is what I aspire to except I want a bigger cock than this guy. That thing is tiny.

And yes, I jerked off after I saw this pic. Actually, I jerked off a bunch of times because this is what turns me on. But I want to say again that I am not gay in any way shape or form and I do not take it up the ass.

I just like a little gayness when I jerk off.