You are only gay if you take a cock up your ass

I get tired of people telling me that I am gay when I have never had a cock up my ass. I am not gay in any way shape or form because I have upheld my end of being straight! I repeat – YOU ARE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE TAKEN A COCK UP YOUR ASS!

Now, that being said I want to discuss the following images, all of which are not gay.

This is something that I have been trying to accomplish my entire life. I used to be able to do it when I was a teenager but now that I have gotten older it isn’t possible anymore. If I could do this then I would never leave my house.

This is something that I don’t recommend trying. This doesn’t make you gay either so don’t even start in on me.

Now this is on the fringe of being gay because something could fall in your ass or some fag might think that this is an invitation to stick his cock in your ass. As long as you don’t take a cock in your ass then this is as straight as Bill Clinton getting a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky. That bitch was fat. What was Bill thinking? I sure as hell would have gotten someone much better looking to suck my dick if I was president of the USA.

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