Archive for April, 2008

Where has the time gone?

April 2, 2008

I can’t believe it’s been about six weeks since my last post but something happened yesterday and I have to share because it is fucking crazy.

I was in Golden Gate Park the other day spending the afternoon jerking off into the ponds and watching the fish swallow my jizz. After blowing a few loads into the pond I got bored and decided to go down and catch a movie in the Castro. Anyway, I dipped my dick in the pond to clean up and a fish fucking bit my dick! I am not joking in any way shape or form.

I will post a photo of my bit dick as soon as I can find the goddamn cable and get it off the camera and into my computer.

Also, I have been getting a lot of email lately from people accusing me of being gay and I just want to reiterate that I am 100% straight and not gay at all. I have never taken it up the ass or sucked a dick in my life and I don’t intend to.