Archive for February, 2009

I am a flaming heterosexual!

February 14, 2009

That is all I wanted to say right now.

This is freaking me out!

February 13, 2009

I haven’t been able to fucking think straight today after the dream that I had last night.

I woke up in a cold sweat from a dream where I was in bed with Michelle Obama. Personally, I think she looks freakish with those teeth that burst out of her mouth and that cro-mag brow. I woke in in a panic because I am not into that look, I can tell you that. My dick was shriveled up like a button mushroom and I actually had a panic attack I think. This is not the same reaction I had a few weeks ago when I dreamt about being in bed with Barack. In that dream he wrapped his audacious lips around my dick and sucked like he was trying to get my vote for the stimulus package.

I am going to try to get myself together and make some arugula for dinner and see if I can get Jerry Gonzalez into my thoughts instead of Michelle Obama.

Football is too gay for me to watch

February 10, 2009

I’ve been thinking about how gay football is, mostly while I have been jerking off. The funny thing is that I can’t seem to blow a load to it and everyone know that I like some gayness when I jerk off.

I think the issue is that football is TOO gay, and I just like a little gayness.

The photo above illustrates this perfectly.