I haven’t been able to fucking think straight today after the dream that I had last night.
I woke up in a cold sweat from a dream where I was in bed with Michelle Obama. Personally, I think she looks freakish with those teeth that burst out of her mouth and that cro-mag brow. I woke in in a panic because I am not into that look, I can tell you that. My dick was shriveled up like a button mushroom and I actually had a panic attack I think. This is not the same reaction I had a few weeks ago when I dreamt about being in bed with Barack. In that dream he wrapped his audacious lips around my dick and sucked like he was trying to get my vote for the stimulus package.
I am going to try to get myself together and make some arugula for dinner and see if I can get Jerry Gonzalez into my thoughts instead of Michelle Obama.