Archive for April, 2009

Just like a walk-a-thon but with lube and tissues…

April 30, 2009


IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!! I am going to seriously compete this year. Last year I blew a load 12 FUCKING FEET! I have been practicing and I know I can beat that distance (pun intended) this year.


When?

  • Saturday, May 2, 2009
  • General Performers & Admission: 3:00 pm – 10:00 pm
    Longevity Competitors: 12:00 pm until the record is broken!
2009 Masturbate-a-thon Competitions
  • Longest Squirt Distance
    An area will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins! This contest will be held at 7 pm.
  • Longest Time Spent Masturbating
    How long can people masturbate? Well, the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.
  • Most Orgasms
    Multiple orgasms aren’t just for females. The Masturbate-a-Thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.
  • Tag Team Fun
    This is a tag team race like you have never seen. Team members tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.

I AM FIRED UP AND I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY!!!!

You can get more information here!

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/