IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!! I am going to seriously compete this year. Last year I blew a load 12 FUCKING FEET! I have been practicing and I know I can beat that distance (pun intended) this year.
- Saturday, May 2, 2009
- General Performers & Admission: 3:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Longevity Competitors: 12:00 pm until the record is broken!
- Longest Squirt Distance
An area will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins! This contest will be held at 7 pm.
- Longest Time Spent Masturbating
How long can people masturbate? Well, the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.
- Most Orgasms
Multiple orgasms aren’t just for females. The Masturbate-a-Thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.
- Tag Team Fun
This is a tag team race like you have never seen. Team members tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.
I AM FIRED UP AND I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY!!!!
You can get more information here!