Just like a walk-a-thon but with lube and tissues…


IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!!!! I am going to seriously compete this year. Last year I blew a load 12 FUCKING FEET! I have been practicing and I know I can beat that distance (pun intended) this year.


When?

  • Saturday, May 2, 2009
  • General Performers & Admission: 3:00 pm – 10:00 pm
    Longevity Competitors: 12:00 pm until the record is broken!
2009 Masturbate-a-thon Competitions
  • Longest Squirt Distance
    An area will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins! This contest will be held at 7 pm.
  • Longest Time Spent Masturbating
    How long can people masturbate? Well, the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.
  • Most Orgasms
    Multiple orgasms aren’t just for females. The Masturbate-a-Thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.
  • Tag Team Fun
    This is a tag team race like you have never seen. Team members tag each other for a place change in the masturbation arena.

I AM FIRED UP AND I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY!!!!

You can get more information here!

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/

3 Responses to “Just like a walk-a-thon but with lube and tissues…”

  1. the eternal list Says:

    love your blog, mitch, it’s a new angle on an old theme, sometimes sexuality isn’t always so clear-cut, huh? hey, do you wanna do a link-to-link exchange with my blog?cheers

  2. Mitch Haase Says:

    I would love to link to your site. I am just heading out the door for an afternoon of hetero fun in the Castro.

  3. the eternal list Says:

    have fun!

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