Archive for July, 2009

I fucked myself!

July 22, 2009


I really need to blog more than once a month but I am just too busy sleeping, drinking and jerking off to bother with it.

What have I been up to you are all wondering? I have been sitting in my apartment, watching Skinemax and eating cereal. Seriously, that is what I have been doing for the last four fucking weeks. I got laid off from my job right after the masturbate-a-thon and I have been in a funk ever since. I really haven’t gone out much because I am trying to conserve some cash. I hate that fuck of a president we have and I am not voting for him again.

On a positive note, I did finally manage to fuck myself good. And my buddy Peter was over and got a photo for me. Before you assholes start calling me a faggot this doesn’t make be a fag because it was my dick in my ass. I have never had another mans dick in my ass or mouth and I never will.

I AM STRAIGHT! I just like a little gayness when I jerk off.