Happy New Year Everyone!

Just a quick note before I go out on the town.

Last night, New Years Eve, was a little out of control. I can’t go into details right now because of legal reasons but lets just say that fucking dude in the dress won’t be trying to give anyone a reach around in the near future.

I am going down to the Twin Peaks Tavern to drink a few down and see if I can shake this fucking hangover that I have had all day. I am never drinking silk panties again. That’s a drink not really panties for you ignorant ones.

And last, my new years resolution is to masturbate at least once a day, every day, all year. So far I am on track to keep this resolution even though it is only day 1. I jerked off on my balcony this morning as people were walking down the sidewalk. I tried to blow a load on this dude as he rode by on a bike but I didn’t lead him enough and I just hit the sidewalk and the hood of a car.

Off to the tavern. Blow a load and tell me about it – I appreciate your comments.

Tags: , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: