Public Masturbation on Bikes!

Happy New Year you fucking freaks!

This has been a good two weeks and I am living up to my resolution of masturbating every day for an entire year, sometimes multiple times in a day.

Earlier last week, my friend Jason Meggs and I went out biking around the city looking for good places to jerk off in public. He does it all the time but this would be a first for me. He has been trying to get my on a bike for a while now and I was finally up for it after he brought me a pair of bike shorts and some lube as a belated Christmas present.

We began out trip by riding to Zeitgeist over on Valencia for some liquid courage (like I need that to jerk it in public). We locked out bikes up and went in for a while and has a few pilsners. We decided to ridw down Market into the Castro since blowing a load on the sidewalk is almost expected in that neighborhood. Let me take this time to state that I am not gay in any way. I just like a little gayness when I jerk off.

We rode to the Safeway and stopped at the corner across from where my favorite restaurant in all of SF used to be – Mecca. I am bummed that they closed because I loved going there. Anyway we started to jerk off in unison facing Mecca (hah hah) and both blew our loads in less than a minute. We had pre-lubed out riding shorts with Anal-eze and were already sporting chubbies so it was easy to rub one out in just a few strokes.

After wiping our cocks on the bus stop wall we continued on towards Noe Valley but got sidetracked and went in to 440. That place is always full of burly sports fans and they make me feel welcome whenever I stop by. One thing led to another and this big chick started to give me a reacharound when I was ordering a pint. This got me going again and the guys started cheering me on to whip out my cock for her so I did and got a FUCKING BLOW JOB right at the bar!. Jason was just standing there with his hand in his shorts and staring in disbelief as I got my cock sucked by this big chick and the next thing I know he has it out and blows a load on her head from behind. The guys in the bar were hooting and hollaring and I think the big chick really liked it. She wouldn’t let go of my dick even though I was starting to shrivel. I got her number and am going to hook up with her again later in the week.

So far so good. I am finally catching up on my sleep now that it’s sunday. Not going out tonight though I am going to jerk off in the window and blow a load on the sidewalk next to the front entry.

I love doing that.

Later,

Mitch

2 Responses to “Public Masturbation on Bikes!”

  1. muchspace Says:

    http://advancedmasturbation.com/

    The “GUIDE” to the masturbatory arts.

  2. mitchhaase Says:

    Thanks for the link I will check that out. I am always looking for new ways to flog my cock into submission.

    Mitch

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