Just blew a load out my window

I don’t have much to say today other than I just blew a load out my front window and on to the windshield of a parked car. I hate that car because it’s been parked there for the last two days and hasn’t moved. WTF is wrong with these people anyway?

I have no idea what I am going to do today but I know that it’s going to involve blowing another load or two before lunch. I might go down to the Castro to grab a bite to eat and that always means that I’ll rub at least one out on the way over there. I like to take the Muni K/T down there because it drops me off not far from the theatre and all of the good restaurants though today I want to try out Squat & Gobble on 16th. The name cracks me up because all I can think of is a hot chick squatting and gobbling my knob which I’m sure is why they named it that.

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3 Responses to “Just blew a load out my window”

  1. Steven Says:

    Have you been jerking off to any of the Olympic mens figureskating? Johnny Weir is something else. What a little queen he is. I bet he loves to to have men come all over his face while listening to Judy Garland records.

  2. muchspace Says:

    I think they need a sex Olympics, free style fucking, greco roman fucking, the possibilities are limitless.

  3. mitchhaase Says:

    The greeks were rabid homosexuals that fucked everything in sight which makes me think that I could possibly be part greek except for the gay sex. I was just thinking about how awesome it would have been to be jerking off at a greek orgy watching everything going on around you. Probably much like it is in Iran these days. That Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a queer loving sally for sure.

    Later,

    Mitch

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