The HTC Evo jackstand

Is this what I think it is or does my phone have a boner?

Is this what I think it is or does my phone have a boner?

The HTC Evo jackstand in action

The HTC Evo jackstand in action

That’s right masturbators, the new HTC Evo has a built-in jackstand!

This leaves no doubt that the designers at HTC are avid masturbators and probably flaming homosexuals to boot.

The jackstand is the greatest cell phone innovation since the iPhone. This is ironic, considering Steve Jobs is dying of AIDS, a homosexual’s disease.

Sincerely,
Mitch Haase

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3 Responses to “The HTC Evo jackstand”

  1. mitchhaase Says:

    William, I think that you are likely a flaming homosexual business owner who is trying to use my heterosexual masturbation site to advance your queer vacuum sales.

    I suggest that you take your used pool vacuum and insert it into your ass for an enjoyable enema. Combine this with a reacharound and you’ve got yourself a great tuesday night.

    Later,

    Mitch

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  3. Cami Says:

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