Steve Jobs, inventor of the gayest phone ever, has AIDS:
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That’s right faggots, Steve Jobs has AIDS and there is nothing you can do about it.
When Steve Jobs dies of AIDS, the progression of iPhone gayness will stop. You will be shit outta luck when you have to learn how to use a heterosexual phone all over again.
I can’t wait until the parade of cell phone faggotry ends.
Sincerely,
Mitch Haase
Typical day in Cupertino
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September 30, 2010 at 4:53 pm |
It was only a matter of time;
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/09/11/new-ipod-shuffle-designed-to-be-inserted-anally/
November 15, 2010 at 10:16 pm |
I always suspected Steve Jobs was a homosexual.
Regards,
John
August 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm |
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