Steve Jobs, inventor of the gayest phone ever, died of AIDS today
The progression of iPhone gayness has stopped. I predicted this in my September 2010 post Steve Jobs has AIDS. There will be no iPhone 5 because Tim Cook is as straight as me.
All you faggots are now shit outta luck. You will have to learn how to use a heterosexual phone all over again and there is nothing you can do about it.
The parade of cell phone faggotry has ended.
Let me remind you all that I am not gay in any way, shape or form even though I jerk off to Tim Cook’s hairy asshole.