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Jerking it in LA

July 20, 2010

What up my niggah’s? I’m in LA this week doing a little recon on the Hollywood scene. I used to come down here a lot when I had more time but sleeping until noon and then rubbing a dozen loads out during the course of the day doesn’t leave much time for traveling – or does it?

I jumped on a Southworst flight this morning and flew into LA. My buddy Peter who used to live in Frisco picked me up at the airport. Peter lives in a cool apartment just off Sunset next to a bar called Akbar. I thought it was a bar for Alaskan guys when I saw the sign but Peter says that they get a raging crowd every night of the week. Frisco only goes off on the weekends which makes me thing I should move down here.

We hung out at a place in Santa Monica called Roosterfish and sucked down a few cold ones. I was parched after my flight which included rubbing one out at 35,000 feet! FUCK YES! I blew my load all over the counter in the lavatory and left it there for some lucky lady. It wasn’t the first time I jerked of on a plane but it never gets old.

Peter wants to wait until midnight before we go down to Akbar. I’m drinking some strong coffee because I have a feeling that we are going to score with some chicks big time tonight. I love to bang LA bitches because they always scream like banshees when I fuck them. That’s cool with me because I love the feedback.

I’ll post more tomorrow after I wake up and let you fuckers know how I made out.



John Edwards is a faggot

May 2, 2007

There is no way John Edwards will get the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination. He is a cock sucking faggot just like J. Edgar Hoover.

He is married to a fat wife and has an effeminate style. He is the classic respectable married man who is a closet faggot on the side. You know damn well he never fucks her and is into sucking cock.

I can’t stand that Ann Coulter or her masculine adam’s apple but she was right when she said John Edwards is homosexual.

This is why he will never get the nomination. Democrats are ok with queers but they’re not ready to have one for president. It’ll happen to a woman or a black before it ever happens to a gay.