Archive for the ‘fish’ Category

Jerking it in LA

July 20, 2010

What up my niggah’s? I’m in LA this week doing a little recon on the Hollywood scene. I used to come down here a lot when I had more time but sleeping until noon and then rubbing a dozen loads out during the course of the day doesn’t leave much time for traveling – or does it?

I jumped on a Southworst flight this morning and flew into LA. My buddy Peter who used to live in Frisco picked me up at the airport. Peter lives in a cool apartment just off Sunset next to a bar called Akbar. I thought it was a bar for Alaskan guys when I saw the sign but Peter says that they get a raging crowd every night of the week. Frisco only goes off on the weekends which makes me thing I should move down here.

We hung out at a place in Santa Monica called Roosterfish and sucked down a few cold ones. I was parched after my flight which included rubbing one out at 35,000 feet! FUCK YES! I blew my load all over the counter in the lavatory and left it there for some lucky lady. It wasn’t the first time I jerked of on a plane but it never gets old.

Peter wants to wait until midnight before we go down to Akbar. I’m drinking some strong coffee because I have a feeling that we are going to score with some chicks big time tonight. I love to bang LA bitches because they always scream like banshees when I fuck them. That’s cool with me because I love the feedback.

I’ll post more tomorrow after I wake up and let you fuckers know how I made out.

Later,

Mitch

Where has the time gone?

April 2, 2008

I can’t believe it’s been about six weeks since my last post but something happened yesterday and I have to share because it is fucking crazy.

I was in Golden Gate Park the other day spending the afternoon jerking off into the ponds and watching the fish swallow my jizz. After blowing a few loads into the pond I got bored and decided to go down and catch a movie in the Castro. Anyway, I dipped my dick in the pond to clean up and a fish fucking bit my dick! I am not joking in any way shape or form.

I will post a photo of my bit dick as soon as I can find the goddamn cable and get it off the camera and into my computer.

Also, I have been getting a lot of email lately from people accusing me of being gay and I just want to reiterate that I am 100% straight and not gay at all. I have never taken it up the ass or sucked a dick in my life and I don’t intend to.

Mitch