Archive for the ‘horny’ Category

This is My Waterloo

February 5, 2010

As most of you know, I can blow a load just walking on a slanted sidewalk but I have met my match. This fucking beast has been the only thing that has ever made my cock go as limp as an overcooked piece of angel hair pasta.

I watched Jersey Shore or whatever the fuck it’s called over at a friends house and they dared me to rub one out to this Snookie beast. Always one for a challenge I took the bet and put some money on it figuring it would be an easy five bucks. No sooner than I started to whip out my dick it became obvious that this wasn’t going to be happening. My fucking cock decided to play turtle on me and disappeared into it’s © groincave and wouldn’t come out for anything.

I’d sooner fuck a stray dog with rabies than this Snookie beast.

Fuck me!

Party Time in Frisco

January 14, 2009


Goddamn I love this city. You can go to a different party every night of the week if you want and have a great time. The only problem is that it seems to be mostly guys doing the partying during the week because chicks are never around. I guess that’s because they are lightweights and can’t handle their booze and other partyables.

So I went to Hot and Hunky for a burger on tuesday night and met these guys who were having a party at their place just down the street and they invited me over. I think they might have been artists or something because their apartment was really clean and neat. They also had a lot of blow on hand which made me think they were painters or something. I took this picture of Philip snorting coke off his room mates dick for a laugh. Artists are always doing funny stuff like that for a laugh. What didn’t make me laugh was when he sucked that dick clean. I don’t think he is gay or anything because I don’t hang out with fags but I have to admit that coke on the dick thing was a little queer.

All is all, it was a fun party. There were some other guys there who must have been riding their motorcycles because they were in full leather. It was a good party for a wednesday night.

That’s all I have to say about that.