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This plastic mouth rocks my WORLD!

February 18, 2008

This thing rocks! Never before have I had such a great pseudo-queer experience. You can use this thing all day and night and never have to deal with those lingering feelings of guilt over a little queer fantasy.

I picked this baby up at nawtythings.com for only $15 and it is worth every cent. Make sure to get some KY warming lube if you don’t have any because that makes it feel like a real, honest to goodness fag mouth. Just pour that lube into the throat and you’re ready for action. This baby is easy to travel with though the TSA screeners gave me some strange looks when I came back from my visit to New Orleans to visit some buddies of mine last weekend.

In closing, I just want to reiterate that I am not gay in any way shape or form and have never had another mans cock in my ass.