Posts Tagged ‘faggotry’

Steve Jobs has AIDS

September 29, 2010

Steve Jobs, inventor of the gayest phone ever, has AIDS:

Steve Jobs AIDS Test Results

HIV test results for Steve Jobs

That’s right faggots, Steve Jobs has AIDS and there is nothing you can do about it.

When Steve Jobs dies of AIDS, the progression of iPhone gayness will stop.  You will be shit outta luck when you have to learn how to use a heterosexual phone all over again.

I can’t wait until the parade of cell phone faggotry ends.

Sincerely,

Mitch Haase

Homosexual Apple Engineers

Typical day in Cupertino

Fuck all you faggots, I am straight

July 11, 2010

That’s right homos, I am a straight man and there is nothing you can do about it.

My ass is as virgin as the driven snow.  My cock has seen miles of pussy and you wish it was yours.

San Francisco is a den of faggotry and I thank Zeus every morning that I am as straight as Tom Cruise.

Fuck you all and suck my ass.  I am going out to dinner at Mecca, which is a restaurant for straight men.  Last time there was a homo in that place he had his ass beaten and dragged down Castro street.  Of course the gullible Castro queers thought it was an S & M display and laughed their asses off.  Dipshits.

Later,

Mitch