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The HTC Evo jackstand

July 13, 2010
Is this what I think it is or does my phone have a boner?

Is this what I think it is or does my phone have a boner?

The HTC Evo jackstand in action

The HTC Evo jackstand in action

That’s right masturbators, the new HTC Evo has a built-in jackstand!

This leaves no doubt that the designers at HTC are avid masturbators and probably flaming homosexuals to boot.

The jackstand is the greatest cell phone innovation since the iPhone. This is ironic, considering Steve Jobs is dying of AIDS, a homosexual’s disease.

Sincerely,
Mitch Haase