Posts Tagged ‘j_Church’

I am not gay!

February 9, 2010

It doesn’t matter where I woke up this afternoon, I AM NOT GAY!

That is all.


Happy Fucking New Years!

December 31, 2009

It’s that time of year again and I am ready to party!

Not sure what all my plans are going to be tonight but I am going out and will be slaying some pussy and you can bet on that.

I am meeting some friends for drinks at some bar called the Hole in the Wall. Never been there but Bruce said that it’s a cool place to hang out. After I get a few in me I’ll go out hunting some poon. If anyone has any good suggestions on places to go please let me know because for some reason the bitches haven’t been out on the town much. I don’t know if it’s the economy or they don’t like the rain but it’s been DRY if you know what I mean. The only thing wet has been my palm with a big dollop of Anal Ease.

Speaking of masturbation, I had a great session on the J-Church the other night. I was coming home from a bar and it was late and I was one of the only ones on the train besides some dudes in the front. I was wearing some jeans so I just unzipped and started jerking it. Before I knew it I was ready to blow and left my spooge all over the seat in front of me just as I was getting to my stop. I wiped my dick on the back of the seat and zipped up.

It was a good night. Tonight should be even better.

Happy New Years to all.