Posts Tagged ‘reacharound’

Steve Jobs has AIDS

September 29, 2010

Steve Jobs, inventor of the gayest phone ever, has AIDS:

Steve Jobs AIDS Test Results

HIV test results for Steve Jobs

That’s right faggots, Steve Jobs has AIDS and there is nothing you can do about it.

When Steve Jobs dies of AIDS, the progression of iPhone gayness will stop.  You will be shit outta luck when you have to learn how to use a heterosexual phone all over again.

I can’t wait until the parade of cell phone faggotry ends.

Sincerely,

Mitch Haase

Homosexual Apple Engineers

Typical day in Cupertino

Immigration and Masturbation

April 29, 2010

Having lived in San Francisco for over ten years I would like to say that this city can suck the shit directly from my ass.

I say this because of the fucking retards in city government in this city that are screaming to boycott Arizona because of the AZ immigration bill. AZ should be able to do anything they want to protect their citizens and Gavin Newsom and his retarded board of supervisors need to STFU! If they felt so bad for the poor illegals, they should offer to take all 440,000 of the illegals in AZ and set them up in SF but I don’t see them doing that, do you? They are a bunch of hypocrites, losers and cocksuckers. Literally. Half the board of supervisors spend most of their free time sucking dick and taking it up the ass. I know this because a lot of them frequent SF Jacks and do a lot of their cocksucking and assfucking on the premises. It used to be a cool place to hang out and jerk off but once these fucking political scumbags started hanging out it totally ruined the scene. It’s one thing if someone wants to give you a reacharound because they want to get you off that’s one thing but doing it just to get your vote is sleazy and lurid.

Go AZ and kick those fucking spics back across the border into Mexico. They’re ruining this country almost as bad as the SF board of supervisors and Gavin Newsom.

I think I’m going to go and blow a load on the steps of City Hall tonight.