Posts Tagged ‘Rosie O’Donnell’

Blowing Loads on Mexican Protesters

May 1, 2010

Today is the big Mexican immigration protests that are supposed to be going on around the country and I am ready to do my part. I am in LA visiting some old friends from SF Jacks and they live right where the big LA protest marchers are supposed to gather.

Yes, you know where I am going with this. We are going to hang out on the roofs, jerk off and blow our loads on the protesters. If they want to live here so bad then they can take a sperm shower courtesy of ME and my friends.

This is a large movement in the US and there will be thousands of guys jerking off on these Mexicans today all over the country. I am so sick of these little fucks demanding their rights as illegal immigrants that I am ready to fucking puke. No make that ready to blow my load on their heads.

Go pick my corn and STFU you mexican bastards. Get ready for your cum shower assholes.

Later,

Mitch

UPDATE!!!!

Just wanted to let everyone know that it was a VERY successful day of gravity enabled cumshots. There were about 20 of us on the roof and though there weren’t that many mexicans out protesting where we were at in LA we managed to blow loads on at least 50 of those ungrateful fuckers. All in all it was a great day and I made a lot of new buddies.

This is How I Roll

February 4, 2010

If I had total control over my looks this is how I imagine I’d look like. Think of the possibilities.

On another note I jerked off four times today. I was going through my Tivo and for some fucking reason Rosie O’Donnell was taped. I like as much gayness as the next guy but Rosie if far too masculine for my taste. But for some reason I felt compelled to watch and before I knew it I had a chubby and the urge to rub one out yet it was Rosie on the screen. One thing led to another and I jammed my hand into the commercial tin of Crisco I keep next to my couch and went to town. Now before some of start to wonder what the fuck I was thinking keep in mind that this was my first cockflog of the day so I could have jerked it to a nun and been through in 30 seconds.

Watching Rosie on the screen I began to imagine her as a man which wasn’t too much of a stretch. From the stubble on her chin to her mannish features she could easily pass for a fat dude. She kind of reminds me of Jerry Gonzalez with hair. I’m not into the bear scene but like I said, it was my first cockflogging on the day. It took longer than I thought but I managed to nut in about 90 seconds and blew my load out my front window on to the sidewalk. I dig blowing my load into the air and watching it fall and splat.

It’s now 2PM or so and I’ve nutted three more times and I think I’m going to go for a before dinner yank. Anyone have any suggestions on what I should use or what I should blow my load on?

Later,

Mitch