Posts Tagged ‘Steve Jobs’

Steve Jobs – dead from AIDS at 56

October 5, 2011

Steve Jobs, inventor of the gayest phone ever, died of AIDS today

No coincidence that the apple logo is the same as the queery rainbow flag

No coincidence here

The progression of iPhone gayness has stopped. I predicted this in my September 2010 post Steve Jobs has AIDS. There will be no iPhone 5 because Tim Cook is as straight as me.

All you faggots are now shit outta luck. You will have to learn how to use a heterosexual phone all over again and there is nothing you can do about it.

The parade of cell phone faggotry has ended.

Let me remind you all that I am not gay in any way, shape or form even though I jerk off to Tim Cook’s hairy asshole.

Sincerely,

Mitch Haase

Steve Jobs propositioning Eric Schmidt outside a Palo Alto coffee shop in 2010.

Steve Jobs propositioning Eric Schmidt outside a Palo Alto coffee shop in 2010.

Steve Jobs has AIDS

September 29, 2010

Steve Jobs, inventor of the gayest phone ever, has AIDS:

Steve Jobs AIDS Test Results

HIV test results for Steve Jobs

That’s right faggots, Steve Jobs has AIDS and there is nothing you can do about it.

When Steve Jobs dies of AIDS, the progression of iPhone gayness will stop.  You will be shit outta luck when you have to learn how to use a heterosexual phone all over again.

I can’t wait until the parade of cell phone faggotry ends.

Sincerely,

Mitch Haase

Homosexual Apple Engineers

Typical day in Cupertino

The HTC Evo jackstand

July 13, 2010
Is this what I think it is or does my phone have a boner?

Is this what I think it is or does my phone have a boner?

The HTC Evo jackstand in action

The HTC Evo jackstand in action

That’s right masturbators, the new HTC Evo has a built-in jackstand!

This leaves no doubt that the designers at HTC are avid masturbators and probably flaming homosexuals to boot.

The jackstand is the greatest cell phone innovation since the iPhone. This is ironic, considering Steve Jobs is dying of AIDS, a homosexual’s disease.

Sincerely,
Mitch Haase