Business as usual at SFO
Let me start by saying that if anyone is going to grab my cock, it will be a woman.
Paying men to touch other men’s dicks is the very definition of a queer agenda.
The TSA is spending your tax dollars pushing faggotry and pederasty on decent, hard working heterosexuals like me.
Sincerely,
Mitch Haase
The future of airport security
Tags: 4th amendment, aggressive homosexual, air travel, backscatter x-ray, bill of rights, cavity search, fondling, gayness, groin, grope, hand-sliding motion, prostate exam, queer agenda, San Francisco International Airport, security, SFO, TSA
The Musings of Mitch Haase 
November 22, 2010 at 6:45 am |
Personally I am looking forward to flying this coming holiday travel season. A little reacharound in the security line is exactly what I need to fluff up my penis and get me to the gate on time.
I will report back with my experiences.
Regards,
John
November 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm |
I actually applied for a job with TSA once, they turned me down, something about my voice not being high falsetto enough.
I’m glad I got turned down, don’t think I would make a very good “balls” inspector.
January 13, 2011 at 4:01 am |
Actually Mitch, you should consider applying for a job with TSA. You can use that giant cock of yours to do anal cavity searches, I betcha you can find WMD’s shoved up someones ass.
June 6, 2011 at 1:12 am |
This is exactly why I love to travel. The Quantas security in Oz is especially adept at massaging my shaft whenever I fly and I am grateful for that.