GODDAMN AM I HUNGOVER!

I woke up this morning early which is insane since I was up all FUCKING NIGHT with a bunch of hot bitches that I bought home from a bar out on 15th. I don’t know why everyone says you can’t meet chicks in the Frisco.

So I am at this bar called The Lookout that my buddy Bruce told me about. He said it was a great place to meet chicks and he was right. The place was packed with them and they were all hot and dressed like sluts. I usually don’t dance but seeing all of the tail in that place got me out on the dance floor and shaking my ass.

These four hotties came up to me and made a Mitch sandwich with a side of coleslaw and goddamn was that fun. I ended up buying them drinks all night and when 2am rolled around I was money. All four of them came over to my apartment and we partied hearty all night.

I remember trying to get them to get naked but they wouldn’t strip down past their bras and panties but they didn’t mind me getting buck naked so I whipped it out and they ate some breakfast sausage if you know what I mean.

At some point around 6am I must have fallen asleep because that’s about the last time I can remember seeing the clock. When I woke up they were all gone.

The only think I don’t understand is how I got razor burn on my thighs. Strange.