This is How I Roll

If I had total control over my looks this is how I imagine I’d look like. Think of the possibilities.

On another note I jerked off four times today. I was going through my Tivo and for some fucking reason Rosie O’Donnell was taped. I like as much gayness as the next guy but Rosie if far too masculine for my taste. But for some reason I felt compelled to watch and before I knew it I had a chubby and the urge to rub one out yet it was Rosie on the screen. One thing led to another and I jammed my hand into the commercial tin of Crisco I keep next to my couch and went to town. Now before some of start to wonder what the fuck I was thinking keep in mind that this was my first cockflog of the day so I could have jerked it to a nun and been through in 30 seconds.

Watching Rosie on the screen I began to imagine her as a man which wasn’t too much of a stretch. From the stubble on her chin to her mannish features she could easily pass for a fat dude. She kind of reminds me of Jerry Gonzalez with hair. I’m not into the bear scene but like I said, it was my first cockflogging on the day. It took longer than I thought but I managed to nut in about 90 seconds and blew my load out my front window on to the sidewalk. I dig blowing my load into the air and watching it fall and splat.

It’s now 2PM or so and I’ve nutted three more times and I think I’m going to go for a before dinner yank. Anyone have any suggestions on what I should use or what I should blow my load on?

Later,

Mitch