Checking the Oil is 100% Hetero

Sexual battery charges have been filed against Preston Hill of Fresno for using a standard wrestling move called “checking the oil” or “butt drag” during high school PE class.

According to Fresno State wrestling coach Dennis DeLiddo:

“A butt drag isn’t sticking your finger up a guy’s rectum. That’d be counterproductive.”

How could it ever be counterproductive to stick your finger up a guy’s rectum, especially when wrestling?

 

My typical Friday night. This is 100% hetero.

The butt drag is taught in all high school wrestling programs.

High school PE as I remember it

I don’t understand what all the fuss is all about, this does not look gay to me.

The butt drag, a standard wrestling move

That wrestling coach in Fresno is probably a closeted homosexual and is afraid someone will notice the erection in his gym shorts.

There is nothing gay about wrestling

UPDATE–Sexual battery charges have been dropped!

Preston Hill, 17, a senior at Buchanan High School near Fresno was charged with misdemeanor sexual battery after he allegedly inserted his fingers into a teammate’s anus during a wrestling practice last July. The 17-year-old’s father claimed his son had been taught the move, sometimes referred to as a “butt drag” or “checking the oil,” by the school’s wrestling coaches.