First off I want to reiterate that I am not GAY in any way. You horny bastards who keep writing me and requesting that I stick my cock in your ass or open up my ass for your cock are FUCKING NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM ME!
Now that I have that out of the way I just want to let everyone know what I have been doing for the last few weeks. I have been practicing for the Masturbate-a-Thon. After a poor showing last year – I blew my load much sooner than I wanted, I am in serious training.
Part of my training consists of watching Andy Griffith re-runs and switching to porn during the commercials. I try to rub one out during the commercial time and when I am just about to blow my load I switch back to Andy Griffith and slowly jerk off until the next commercial.I think that this will give me an edge except I have to be careful when there is an episode with Floyd the Barber because he gets my juices flowing if you know what I mean.
I have also been spending a lot of time in Golden Gate Park and jerking off with guys who are also training. We have a good understanding and nobody crosses the line even when we are drinking. I try to blow at least two loads in the park every day.
Speaking of blowing loads in the park, I am late for my morning training.