Archive for October, 2005

Pumpkin I’m Carving

October 16, 2005


Just wanted to show everyone this pumpkin I carved the other day. I was boozed up like a sailor in heat and just look at this piece of art I produced with my own two hands…almost as good as the masturbatory orgasms these same two hands squeeze off day in and day out. You’re all a bunch of bitches and I am not queer.

Here it is:

Here’s a photo of my dick

October 15, 2005

Just in case you’re interested, here’s what my dick looks like: